Nancy Pelosi

Let's ease into this blogging right here by keeping everything real light, fluffy, and happy-go-lucky. I plan on doing this like those sour patch commercials... mean as fuck but you can't help but forgive me if I piss you off.

So anyway, I am working away a couple days ago while having Nancy Pelosi's phone number displayed on gchat (by the way it is 202.225.0100) She is one of the many clogging the Congress from functioning worse than Candlelite working on my man Chesa's stomach and everyone should call her and tell her so (please explain to her who Chesa is as well). So Mr. D Calc posts this:

"does anyone think it's funny that gatherNOmoss is posting Nancy Pelosi's # on his gchat status? in case that grabbed your interest, here it is: ♫Nancy Pelosi's #: 202.225.0100 gatherNomoss--is that her cell? are you giving it to Pelosi, ya sick fuck?"

Needless to say that yes I am giving it to her, but the point is that:

1) It's not funny that China and Cuba are drilling 50 miles off the Florida coast for oil while we are paying 4 dollars a gallon and importing 70% of our oil.
2) One thing led to another and commie finger pointing began almost as much as when we're trying to figure out who slobbered on the blunt (Boz, KTB, Chesa... you know who you are).